Sermon of the wham

[Mr.Bean]

(Jeff Wham is assumed to be a distraught semi-retarded poetry writer.He is banned in mypoetryforum because of flashing and terrorism.)


As the most senior and dedicated resident of mypoemforum.com I feel it is my
duty to initiate a redefinition of our primary purpose.

These turbulent and dangerously nasty times we are encountering call for action.
Jeff Wambi is a man of Action.

No more, brothers and sisters, shall we feud.

I regard all residents of mypoemforum.com to be my brothers, my sisters, my
parents, my children, my friends, my companions, my captors, and my fellow
travelers destined to embark upon a journey to the center of my poems.

Willie Sweigart II, I no longer regard you as the enemy. I see you now as both a
friend, and surrogate father. I no longer find your blatant ethnicity to be
offensive.

Having been raised by a secretive and uncommunicative herd of outlaw goats, I
have never known true love. Being confined to a wheelchair from a young age
meant that I was unable to go to the library and make friends like ordinary poem
writers.

Currently I am being held captor by an ugly yet hostile ethnic named Faruq.
Fortunately I have Stockholm syndrome, and I have developed an affinity for my
captor, but I want you all to know I think of you as my second family.

This quarreling has caused only tears for the J biscuit, and I wish only to
promote poetic solidarity within this forum.

With love and tears,

The J biscuit
cheers for the j biscuit.

both me and my coey willie Sweigart II have decided the crap poems of this
internet site here are NO LONGER TO BE PUBLISHED


Fortunately for you all, willie Sweigart II and myself are willing to lead a NEW
internet poetry movement. We will be forming an internet poetry van guard for
you all to follow.


Both willie Sweigart II and myself obviously form the core
"intelligentsia" (or intellectual elite' - as we zany intellectual
types like to say) of this movement. We are both very, VERY deep and serious
people. Without being offensive, me and willie outrank you ALL in deepness by at
least A THOUSAND MILES. (Especially you vempire. god your poems are shit.)

The reasons for this decision are as follows:

1: Both willie Sweigart II and myself (but especially willie) are indefinably
brilliant.

2: We smash the genres of poetry

3: Also we transcend them, and even simultaneously transcend new wacky genres
even though we have just at that instant created them.

4: We both do heeps of other stuff to genres as well. Especially willie. Hes a
bad man.

[janiceunion]

And where would one find this very deep, transcendent, genres smashing poetry?