Millionaires mind

**Voinage** · 2008-05-30, 05:29

True story.

A man walked into a bank in New York City one day and asked for the loan officer.

He told the loan officer that he was going to Philippines on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan.

Then the man handed over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produced the title and everything checked out The loan officer agreed to accept the car as collateral for the loan.The bank’s president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the guy for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank’s underground garage and parked it there.Two weeks later, the guy returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest, which came to $15.41.

The loan officer said, “Sir, we are very happy to have had and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow “$5,000″.

The millionaire replied: “Where else in New York City can I park my car for $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return”

**pike** · 2008-05-30, 12:44

hehehehe

Bram77 · 2008-05-30, 13:16

Hahahah! Really funny...

Cheap ass millionaire.

waldo22 · 2008-05-30, 17:01

Easy, Bram, how do you think he got to be a millionaire?

FourTwentySmilz · 2008-07-25, 16:48

Sexual Favors, maybe?

andylewis · 2008-09-01, 14:56

Hi,
very funny.
andy

herconscience · 2008-09-02, 21:19

Indeed very hilarious... :- p

DJAP101 · 2008-12-16, 01:29

hahaha, that's pretty good

2008-05-30, 05:29	#1
Voinage Team-XBMC Plugin Nutcase Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: England Posts: 805	Millionaires mind True story. A man walked into a bank in New York City one day and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Philippines on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan. Then the man handed over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produced the title and everything checked out The loan officer agreed to accept the car as collateral for the loan.The bank’s president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the guy for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank’s underground garage and parked it there.Two weeks later, the guy returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest, which came to $15.41. The loan officer said, “Sir, we are very happy to have had and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow “$5,000″. The millionaire replied: “Where else in New York City can I park my car for $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return” __________________ Google code page : http://code.google.com/p/voinage-xbm...downloads/list Plugin Creation tutorial : http://voinage-xbmc-plugins.googleco...n-tutorial.rar Plugin Creation tutorial Online: http://xbmc.org/wiki/?title=HOW-TO_w...ugins_for_XBMC Xbmc Docs for xbmcgui,xbmcplugin,xbmc: http://xbmc.sourceforge.net/python-docs/

2008-05-30, 12:44	#2
pike Project Manager Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Sweden Posts: 4,281	hehehehe __________________ Always read the XBMC online-manual, FAQ and search the forums before posting. Do NOT e-mail Team-XBMC members asking for support. Read/follow the forum rules. For troubleshooting and bug reporting, make sure you read this first.

2008-09-02, 21:19	#7
herconscience Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Clearwater, FL Posts: 3	Indeed very hilarious... :- p __________________ Skys the limit

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2008-05-30, 13:16	#3
Bram77 Skilled Python Coder Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Netherlands Posts: 741	Hahahah! Really funny... Cheap ass millionaire.

2008-05-30, 17:01	#4
waldo22 Fan Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Chapel Hill, NC, USA Posts: 435	Easy, Bram, how do you think he got to be a millionaire?

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FourTwentySmilz Fan Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: N. Carolina Posts: 327	Sexual Favors, maybe?

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andylewis Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 3	Hi, very funny. andy

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DJAP101 Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 4	hahaha, that's pretty good

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