Joke?

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joke? heard it earlier so posted.

so this italian guy has been dating this women for 3 years and decides to marry her. he goes around announcing to everyone when the wedding will be and where it will be held. the man then goes to his uncle and breaks him the news. the uncle being a bit old and a bit out there directly comments and says " oka, boy i ll a buy you a shot a gun a," the man looks at him in a startled look and wonders what a shotgun is for and quickly replys, " no uncle i want a watch, i dont need a shot a gun a. " the uncle replys " no boy you need a shot a gun a , trust a me. " the man still replys insisting " i want a watch , i have no need for a shotgun" the uncle then says " well what happensa when you get offa work early and come home to your wife in bed with a another man a? you gonna point to you watch and say , ' a timesa upa?'"