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your mom is like a shotgun. two cocks and she blows.
your mom is so poor she poured salt down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
insomniac83
2006-09-18, 19:49
lol vet funny!
emmamarkovich
2006-09-28, 17:02
months later..still funny!
Here goes:
Yo mama is so fat, when she puts on a grey dress, people think she's a street.
not being harsh but seriously dont consider a comedian as a profession..any of you!
tamaratimmers
2006-12-15, 11:12
mmmmhh not that funneh :o
X3lectric
2006-12-20, 15:23
ouch thats painful
FourTwentySmilz
2008-07-25, 18:41
Yo Mama is soooo fat.......she fell down some stairs and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
She is sooooo fat........she puts on her belt with a boomarang.
Soooooo fat.........that the mole on her stomach is the size of Rhode Island.
Her nose is soooooo big......she can wake up and smell the coffee........in Columbia.
She's so poor .......I seen her struggling with a gumball machine cause it didnt take food stamps.
She's sooooo stupid........I asked her to "pass" the salt and she walked right by it.
Soooooo stupid.........she put a yardstick beside her bed to see how long she slept.
pobhockle
2008-08-09, 19:22
Yo' mama is so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out.
I think Eddie Murphy said that. But maybe it's not his joke.
Your Mums so fat, when I'd finished, I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch.
FourTwentySmilz
2008-08-13, 07:52
She is sooooo big....Columbus sailed across her bathwater to discover the new world.
scream_clarity
2008-08-16, 22:13
Your Momma...
is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.
is so dumb, she got hit by a parked car.
is so old, she farts dust.
is so old, she went to an antiques store and they kept her.
is so slutty, I was almost your dad but the dog beat me up the stairs.
is so fat, she bleeds Ragu.
is so fat, she sweats chocolate milk.
is so stupid, she got tangled in a cordless phone.
is so poor, she can't even pay attention.
is so poor, she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers.
is so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
is so bald, you can see whats on her mind.
is so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
is like a toilet; fat, white and smells like shit.